Here's what I got in my August Birchbox:
Dr. Jart+ Premium BB Cream SPF 45+ (5ml/0.17 fluid oz), approximate retail value $4.42
Birchbox clearly has a weird fascination with sending me Dr. Jart+ BB Creams, since this is the THIRD one I have received from them. Unfortunately, since the Black Label BB Cream caused me to break out like no other, I am a little bit terrified of using them, lest my face devolve into a horrid mess of breakouts and scars.
|Dr. Jart Premium BB Cream on the left, Black Label on the right.|
Jasmine Seven Fresh Feet Wipes (2 wipes), approximate retail value $0.66
At first, I thought that this product was a total throwaway, but I have decided that I actually kind of love the idea. It happens too frequently that I find my flip-flop-clad feet covered in awful dust and smelling weird and just generally being hot and disgusting. These wipes are big enough to wipe down both feet with one wipe.
I'll admit that I find the smell a tiny bit offputting. The "peppermint" smell comes across more like a sugarfree mint.
ModelCo Party Proof Lipstick in Disco Fever (1 at 0.13oz), approximate retail value $8.00
It's described as a coral, but Disco Fever seem much more vibrant and orange than a traditional coral color.
I like the lipstick. I think it's very pretty and lovely. Unfortunately, I think Birchbox dramatically overstates its claims. Even super basic statements about this product are just factually inaccurate. For example, this lipstick has the word "MATTE" written on its side in all capital letters-- but it isn't matte! This is definitely a shiny satin finish. I have no idea why ModelCo would randomly decide to pretend that this is matte; it seems like a recipe for disappointing your customers.
Birchbox also seems to think that this shit "heal dryness", moisturizes your lips, and lasts forever. In actuality, this is a super regular lipstick in a nice color. It didn't quite make it through my four-hours and a meal test (the color remained, but it was patchy and not too pretty), and it is no more moisturizing than regular lipstick. If you buy this, may it be because you like the color.
I must add that the idea of packaging three full-sized ModelCo lipsticks together for $24 is great, since it is the perfect gift for a friend.
Violet Oasis 100% Organic Argan Oil (4ml/0.14 fluid oz), approximate retail value $2.66
I don't use argan oil... but if I did, I would appreciate a more reasonable sized sample! At least give me a dropper or some way to extract a bit without just pouring the whole tube on my face! Also, who is going to pay $40 for argan oil? We have google, guys. It ain't hard to find that for less money.
TanTowel Classic Formula Self-Tan Towlette (1 towelette at 0.25oz), approximate retail value $2.40
I also don't use tanning products, so getting one in my Birchbox is kind of eye-roll-y anyways. Sadly, Birchbox decided to be weird and skin-tone-shame-y about this product. The Birchbox website states, "If your skin has an Edward Cullen-like pallor, it’s time to consider a sunless tanner. But be careful, eager beaver: Not all self-tanners are created equal (we don’t know about you, but we’d rather be pale than orange)."
You know what? I would also rather be pale than orange. But I would also rather be pale than tan. I'm just going to go ahead and be the color that I actually fucking am and if you think I look like Edward Cullen, well... clearly I wore too much illuminating powder. The "look good naked" tagline for the product didn't help. Bitch, I look good naked already. Actually, I look great naked. Now leave me alone.
I did find a use for this product, though. I tried to use it to help fade some of my boyfriend's farmer's tan. I also drew some pretty designs on his back (shh don't tell him!) so that it would be obvious if there was a visible effect of the product. That was this morning. Nothing has shown up since. Obviously, we know that dihydroxyacetone does help darken skin, so that's not in question, but it's clear that one wipe isn't enough to give a perceivable effect.
I find it hysterical that Birchbox decided to send me both a skin whitening product (the BB cream) and a skin tanning product in the same box, as if the same person would be interested in both of those products. Make up your mind about in what way the color of my skin is inadequate, Birchbox.
Total Box Value: $18.14
Overal, I am not pleased with every product in my box, but I am pleased with the lipstick. Since I would have gladly paid $8 for the lipstick, and since the other products were communally worth $2 put together, I am not dissatisfied with my Birchbox even though I was unhappy with a few of the products.
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